Interesting Survey

A survey was conducted by the UN worldwide and only question asked was "would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a HUGE FAILURE because:

In Africa the did not know what food meant.  

In Western Europe they did not know what shortage meant.

In Eastern Europe they did not know what opinion meant.

In the middle East they did not know what solution meant.

In South America they did not know what please meant.

In Asia that is not know what honest meant.

In USA they did not know what the rest of the world meant.

Love Vs Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.

Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favourite restaurant. 

Marriage is a fast food take out.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.

Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.

Marriage is talking about getting away from the children.

Love is going to bed early.

Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is romantic drive.

Marriage is a tarmac drive.

Love is losing your appetite.

Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.

Marriage sweet nothing in the bank.

Love is one drink and two straws.

Marriage is "don't you think you have add enough".

LOVE IS BLIND 

MARRIAGE IS AN EYE OPENER 

The Greatest Pain ln Life

The greatest pain in life is not to die, but to be ignored / forgotten.

To lose the person you love so much to another who doesn't care at all.

To have someone you care so about so much through a party... and not tell you about it.

When you your favourite person on earth neglects to invite you to his graduation.

To have people think that you don't care.

To be left in the dust after another's great achievement.

To never get a call from a friend, just saying "Hi".

When you show someone your innermost thoughts and they laugh in your face.

For friends to always be too busy to console you when you need someone to lift your spirits.

When it seems like the only person who cares about you is you.

Life is full of pain, but does it ever get better.

Will people ever care about each other, and make time for those who are need?

Each of us has part to play in this great show we call life.

Each of us has a duty to mankind to tell our friends we love them.

If you don't care about your friends you will not be punished.

You will be simply ignored..  forgotten... as you have done to others.

Five most important lessons in life

Make Happiness a Habit - Enjoy life even when troubles surround you. Accept small victories when you don't have the big victory. Find each day Joys, however small.

Accept Change - Don't blame anybody for your troubles. Accept change not with resignation but with a fierce determination to learn from it.  The world changes every second but whatever may happen the Sun will always rise tomorrow.

Dont Give Up - Despite being afraid or blocked by obstacles, do what has to be done, no matter how overwhelming the odds are against you. It might not be easy but if we can use all our efforts and courage then we can beat the odds.  Failure is an event, never a person.

Live in present - Life lies in letting go, in giving up your grievances.  No one of us can bring back yesterday or shape tomorrow.  Only today is ours, and it will not be ours for long and once it is gone it will never be hours again.

Don't be afraid to dream - Achieve your task become a little easy if you have a goal and a belief in what you are doing.  if you know you can do it than you will find a way to do it.  Never lose hope.  Hope always gives you the power to achieve.  Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would end, I will still plant my apple tree.

Five reasons computers must be female 👧

5. No one but the creator understand their internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with the other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "bad command or file name", is about as informative as "if you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you".

1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

Cute One Liners

When things go wrong, don't go with them.

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools or on the same side.

God can mend all broken hearts. You just have to give him all the pieces.

A person who asks requesting my be a fool for 5 minutes, but a person who doesn't ask, he is a fool for ever.

Best friend is like a four leaf clover...hard to find, and lucky to have.

A friend is someone who reaches for your hand but a touches your heart.

A coincidence is when God performs a miracle and decides to remain anonymous.

I don't have to attend every argument I am invited to.

Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace and your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead then to look back.

Life is whats coming not what was.  So enjoy every moment of it.

God defend me from my friends; from my enemies I can defend myself.

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

Do not use hatchet (axe) to remove a fly from your friends forehead.

To have a friend, be a friend.

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb.

Life without a friend is like a death without witness.

The best mirror is an old friend.

A cheerful friend is like a sunny day spreading brightness all around.

It is better to be in the chains with friends than to be in garden with strangers.

No one can ruin your day without YOUR permission.

Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be.

Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.

Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have.

Success stops when you do.

When your ship comes in... make sure you willing to unload it 

You will never "has it all together."

Life is a journey and not a destination enjoy the trip.

The biggest lie on the planet : "when I get what I want I will be happy."

The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.

I have learnt the ultimately takers loose and givers win.

Live precious moments don't have value unless they are shared.

If you don't start, it's certain you won't arrive.

We often fear the thing we want the most.

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you have to say.  Best friends listen to what you don't say.

Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.

Look for opportunities.. not guarantees.

Success is getting up one more time.

Anyone can get angry that is easy.

but to get angry with the right person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose, and the right way it is not easy.

We can give without loving, but we cannot love without giving.

Coming together is beginning;

keeping together is a process;

working together is success.

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What is LOVE?

If you love someone because you think that he or she is really gorgeous then it's not love, it's INFATUATION

If you love someone because you think that you shouldn't leave him or her because others think that you shouldn't, then it's not love it's COMPROMISE 

If you love someone because you have been kissed by him or her then it's not love it's INFERIORITY COMPLEX

If you love someone because you cannot leave him or her thinking it would hurt his or her feelings then it's not love, it's CHARITY

If you love someone because you share everything with him or her then it's not love, it's FRIENDSHIP

If you feel the pain of other person more than him or her even when he or she is stable and you cry for him or her that's LOVE💖💖💖

If you get attracted to other people but stay with him or her without any regrets that's LOVE💖💖💖

If you let him go knowing that he or she has to go but he or she doesn't want to that's LOVE 💖💖💖

Most common Interview Questions

What are your weakness?

This is the most dreaded question of all.  Handle it by minimising your weakness and emphasing your strengths.  Stay away from personal qualities and concentrate on professional traits.  "I am always working on improving my communication skills to be a more effective presenter I recently joined toast masters which I find very helpful."

Why should we hire you?

Summarise your experiences: "with 5 years experience working in the financial industry and my proven record of saving the company money, I could make a big difference in your company. I am confident I would be a great addition to your team.

Why do you want to work here?

The interviewer is listening for answer that indicates you have given this some thought and are not sending out resumes just because there is an opening.  For example, *I've selected key companies whose mission statements are inline with my values, where I know I could be excited about what the company does, and this company is very high on my list of desirable choices."

What are your goals?

Sometimes it's best to talk about short term and intermediate goals rather than locking yourself into the distant future.  For example, my immediate goal is to get a job in a growth oriented company.  My long term goal will depend on where the company goes.  I hope to eventually grow into a position of responsibility."

Why did you leave (are you leaving) your job?

If you are unemployed, state your reason for leaving in a positive you context : "I managed to survive two rounds of corporate downsizing, out of the third round of the 20% reduction in the work force, which included me."

If you are employed, focus on what you wanting your next job: "After 2 years, I made the decision to look for a company that is team focused, where I can add my experience."

When were you most satisfied in your job?

The interviewer wants to know what motivate you.  If you can relate an example of a job or project when you are excited, the interviewer, will get an idea of your preferences.  *I was very satisfied in my last job, because I work directly with the customers and their problems; that is an important part of the job for me."

What can you do for us that other candidates can't?

What makes you unique?  This will take an assessment of your experiences, skills and traits.  Summarise consciously: "I have a unique combination of strong technical skills and ability to build strong customer relationships.  This allows me to use my knowledge and breakdown information to be more user friendly friendly."

What are three positive things you are lost Boss would say about you?

It's time to pull out your old performance appraisals and Boss's quotes. This is a great way to brag about yourself through someone else words: "My Boss has told me that I am the best designer he has ever had. He knows he can really on me, and he likes my sense of humour."

What salary are you seeking?

It is your advantage if the employer tells you the range first.  Prepare by knowing the going rate in your area, and your bottom line or walk away point.  One possible answer would be: "I am sure when the time comes, we can agree on a reasonable amount. In what range do you typically pay someone with my background?"

If you are animal which one you want to be?

Interviewers use this type of psychological question to see if you can think quickly.  If you answer "a bunny",  you will make a soft, passive impression.  If you answer " a lion", you will be seen an aggressive.  What type of personality would it take to get the job done? What impression do you want to make?

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