Divorce - Future tense of marriage
Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way the everybody believes he got the biggest piece
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary - A place where divorce comes before marriage
Confrence room - A place very very body talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on
Classic - A book which everyone praises but do not read
Smile - A curve that can set lot of things straight
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn - The only time.when some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc. - A sign to make others beleive that you know more than you actually do
Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together
Experience - The name people give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions
Philosopher - A fool who tormets himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip
Opportunist - A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river
Optimist - A person who while falling from Effiel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet"
Pessimist - A person who says O is the last letter in RO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father - A banker provided by nature
Criminal - A person no different from the rest, except that he got caught
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after
Doctor - A person who kills your illa by pills, and kills you with his bills
Love Affairs - Something like cricket where one day internationals are more popular than a five day test match
College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing
Tears - the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel your going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
