Think🤔.... to smile 😊

1. A programmer had been missing from work over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.  They went round his flat and broke the door down.  They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body.  Apparently he'd been washing his hair.  The instructions on the bottle said : *Wet hair* Apply shampoo *wait for 2 minutes* Rinse * Repeat 😊
2. After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers.  "I'm busy," he said.  "I'll do the next one."  The next time came around and she asked again.  The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife.  "I didn't mean the next diaper.  I meant the next baby."
3. A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.  "Wow", says the bar attender.  "That is really nice, where did you get it?" - "Africa", says the parrot
4. A boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.  "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?" She told him, "because he was conceived during a mighty storm."  Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?", She replied, "well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her".  "And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"  The mother said, "we were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."  Mother paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber why are you so curious?"
5. A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening.  Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.  When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.  The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter.  When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.  The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times.  During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.  So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed.....and finds four Chinese men.